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the current round will run through may 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks.

CURRENT NEWS: the time is 4:45 pm


posted at 12:19 PM on July 22, 2014
The roophies company, RI (Roophies Interactive), has expanded the sale of roophies to the online world in order to tap into a wider market. With roophies reaching a wider clientele, analysts predict the demand for this drug to skyrocket as frustrated suburban high school males realize that roophies may be the answer to all their problems.

posted at 8:25 AM on July 22, 2014
Market sees all time volume record as rumors soar about a Jerry Garcia sighting. The sighting by Minnesotas Dan Blackner was the first since his death. The drug community rallys tonight in St. Paul.

posted at 5:55 PM on July 21, 2014
Drug prices in general begin leveling off. Hood rats from all around agree dees prices be coo, yo.

posted at 3:11 PM on July 21, 2014
Video footage has been released describing the President running around naked at Camp David screaming "must make snow angels!" The President was reportedly high on Special K at the time and has admitted to the press that "it's good shit." This release has frightened the drug community and most drugs are expected to fall.

posted at 1:03 PM on July 21, 2014
Greatful Dead tour planned for next month! Acid production has doubled this week at Acid and Cookies Inc. (edrugtrader symbol acid). Marketing director Jaysin Brewnog reports excitement for the upcoming shows, sure to bring his company increased profits. Also, the Girls of America are in talks with Acid and Cookies Inc. to provide them with cookies for next years sale.

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REALTIME QUOTES
NAMEPRICE
 acid 14,661.69 
 cocaine 59.87 
 crack 3,239.84 
 crystalmeth 146.52 
 ecstasy 270.88 
 hashish 1,951.53 
 heroin 9,551.33 
 morphine 1,620.62 
 opium 51.95 
 pcp 434.10 
 percocet 79.56 
 peyote 3,740.97 
 ritalin 1,004.46 
 roophies 932.95 
 shrooms 4,307.16 
 specialk 15,948.95 
 valium 293.38 
 vicodin 485.05 
 weed 1,046.52 
 xanax 4,482.99