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the current round will run through may 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks.

CURRENT NEWS: the time is 6:24 pm


posted at 5:32 PM on April 16, 2014
Teens from Racine drink record amounts of Steel Reserve Malt Liquor and Big Bear forties. Subsequently, Special K and Xanax usage is on the rise as teens go out on all night partying binges.

posted at 1:52 PM on April 16, 2014
Controversy over new advertising looms over newly elected VP of Roopies Intl. Eric Boodrow. Their new ad reads as follows, "Oh yeeeaaaah... she is beautiful.... you love herrrrr... and now she is yours. Just slip the rooph and knock the boots...", the ad goes on to degrade women more. Analysts question the effectiveness of the ad campaign.

posted at 9:45 AM on April 16, 2014
With poor humidity in the northeast this year, acid production has been hampered. Prices are climbing due to low supply.

posted at 9:40 AM on April 16, 2014
XANAX! XANAX! XANAX! Ross Perrot's ears started to sag so now he's developing a new form of Xanax. The new form has the ability to make things hang firmer, tighter, and meatier than ever before. Expect elderly women and all men to buy this drug. Prices WILL soar!!!!!

posted at 5:48 AM on April 16, 2014
Chemists from around the world gather this week in new brunswick. "Is acid really a base?", that is the question on everyones minds. Recently the drug has undergone drastic changes in chemical composition which leave users to question, "uh... huh?".

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REALTIME QUOTES
NAMEPRICE
 acid 163.69 
 cocaine 103.03 
 crack 193.03 
 crystalmeth 76.29 
 ecstasy 82.84 
 hashish 221.86 
 heroin 587.42 
 morphine 128.83 
 opium 126.95 
 pcp 102.77 
 percocet 261.14 
 peyote 240.61 
 ritalin 62.74 
 roophies 165.89 
 shrooms 201.40 
 specialk 134.04 
 valium 133.16 
 vicodin 127.06 
 weed 113.53 
 xanax 232.31