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the current round will run through may 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks.

CURRENT NEWS: the time is 10:23 pm


posted at 6:29 PM on April 23, 2014
Kellogg's International, is attempting to increase market share of one of its best known breakfast cereals with an aggressive ad campaign targeted at today's drug-conscious youth. Free samples of the drug specialk will be inserted into specially marked packages of Special K cereal in a cross-marketing campaign. Expect the free samples to contribute to a surge in use of SpecialK and an appropriate rise in street prices as demand surges.

posted at 5:37 PM on April 23, 2014
Men have recently decided that it is too much work to find a good chick. Who wants to go to the trouble of roophies? Well, acid is on the rise. Men have realized that acid can give the best hallucination of a chick, and with a right hand, the best pleasure possible. Acid is down right now, but expect it to rise in the near future.

posted at 4:44 PM on April 23, 2014
Future of corporate assisted drug dealing is in question. Drug Czar Tony Schneipp is hot under the collar after NBC Dateline exposed him for letting millions of tons of illegal narcotics enter the US undetected. Extremely low supply sets the stage for a bull market.

posted at 3:48 PM on April 23, 2014
City hires 57 new drug cops! Everyone is getting busted... Dealers are trying to get rid of their supply fast before they are caught with any evidence. Prices are falling across the board. It is not a happy day in the hood.

posted at 10:21 AM on April 23, 2014
Alan Greenleaf, chairman of the federal weed board, will be talking today. His speeches always make for exciting trading days. Rumors have it that federal interest rates for narcotics loans, will not be going up this quarter, keeping the bull market alive.

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REALTIME QUOTES
NAMEPRICE
 acid 93.58 
 cocaine 38.78 
 crack 99.64 
 crystalmeth 34.94 
 ecstasy 34.43 
 hashish 88.96 
 heroin 276.60 
 morphine 62.12 
 opium 51.77 
 pcp 44.81 
 percocet 117.84 
 peyote 223.22 
 ritalin 72.14 
 roophies 124.17 
 shrooms 73.20 
 specialk 68.74 
 valium 60.22 
 vicodin 54.53 
 weed 142.86 
 xanax 78.64