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| the current round will run through july 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks. |
CURRENT NEWS: the time is 12:23 pm
| posted at 11:14 AM on May 25, 2013 | | The prices of all drugs are skyrocketing. It was just discovered that Opfrey Winfrey was caught at a rave..doing acid, crystalmeth, and ecstasy. She was quoted as saying, "wow, this sh*t is whack!" Opfrey says she feels "in touch with the younger generation." Now parents and their children are doing drugs together. Families are reuniting and parents are spending more quality time with their children. |
| posted at 11:10 AM on May 25, 2013 | | Price target for valium has been increased by 7 reputable analysts. They claim the tremendous 3rd quarter sales with continue throughout the next 3 months. |
| posted at 9:28 AM on May 25, 2013 | | The number of diagnoses of Attention Deficit Disorder has increased significantly in the past few months. Doctors around the globe are declaring that more and more people are suffering from the disorder. With the increased number of prescriptions being written for ritalin, expect an increase in stock price. |
| posted at 7:27 AM on May 25, 2013 | | The creators of Jelly Belly jellybeans have just come out with psychedelic, hallucinogenic jellybeans made with a mixture of acid and magic shroom juice! No need to wait until Easter to see a huge white rabbit -- they are now available at your local supermarket. Marketing experts say they will be flying off the shelf. As demand increases - so will the price! Better buy now! |
| posted at 7:19 AM on May 25, 2013 | | Drug sales are flat across the board today. Low trading volume leaves most intraday charts flat, as prices level off. |
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