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| the current round will run through march 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks. |
CURRENT NEWS: the time is 9:47 pm
| posted at 8:11 PM on January 27, 2012 | | Quarterly earnings report for cocaine: Analyst prediction $1.03 a share, actual $2.50. Analysts fail to reconcile the $247 million in secondary sales for their product supply to crack producers. Cocaine is as strong now as it ever has been. |
| posted at 1:12 PM on January 27, 2012 | | Fake prescritions for percocet are becoming more and more publically available, driving the cost down in the illegal market. Near term falls may be expected, but once the pharmacys catch on, a pop would not be unlikely. |
| posted at 11:55 AM on January 27, 2012 | | A world wide drug bust on valium has left dealers in the hood with shortend supplies. The bust is contributed to MARCD or Mothers Against Really Cool Drugs. Valium Prices are expected to rise do to the fact that mothers suck. |
| posted at 11:52 AM on January 27, 2012 | | weed has been split 4:1 |
| posted at 8:08 AM on January 27, 2012 | | Local marijuana addict Molly Hansen (not affiliated with Hanson, the music group) has recently received employment, increasing her current cash flow. This increase in cash flow has lead to an increase in buying power, and local storage houses have been reporting shortages of weed. Expect prices to rise in the near future. |
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