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| the current round will run through june 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks. |
CURRENT NEWS: the time is 9:13 am
| posted at 9:02 AM on May 18, 2012 | | "Dre" just released his thesis paper today to his old high school about the legalization of marijuana. His paper, using friends as lab rats, deduced that smoking CRACK the day before taking SAT's the second time seemed to make ones scores rise about 150-300 points. On the other hand, usage of WEED lowered scores an average of 200 points. The paper was stolen by the US government in an attempt to cover up the truth. Dre sent the paper to the national newspapers who published the astonishing facts. The government could not stop the sudden surge in crack usage and is expected to make a public statement on the possibility of legalization. Expect crack prices to go up and weed prices to go down. |
| posted at 6:06 AM on May 18, 2012 | | Courtney Love recently hailed vicodin as 'the new LSD' (Lead Singer's Drug). Vicodin demands are expected to soar as hoards of teenage girls flock towards the trendy drug. |
| posted at 5:18 AM on May 18, 2012 | | Crack smoke is proven priceless in biogenetic research. The smoke was found to stabalize non-adhearing acidic nitrates in metaphase. This was discovered on accident when researcher Justin Jovle was "taking lunch" as he put it. |
| posted at 5:00 AM on May 18, 2012 | | Men have recently decided that it is too much work to find a good chick. Who wants to go to the trouble of roophies? Well, acid is on the rise. Men have realized that acid can give the best hallucination of a chick, and with a right hand, the best pleasure possible. Acid is down right now, but expect it to rise in the near future. |
| posted at 4:12 AM on May 18, 2012 | | With the development of the new super heroin spoon by InjectIt Inc, heroin is atracting the baby-boomer market. A clientele that isnt satified using ordinary table spoons to heat their narcotics. InjectIt states "This is the most exciting new product on the drug scene since rolling papers." The spoon has a self contained propand torch, built in purifying systems and soft euro style handle. One addict stated he was more excited over this product than the time he found an ounce of smack on a dead guy. |
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