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| the current round will run through october 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks. |
CURRENT NEWS: the time is 4:57 am
| posted at 1:26 AM on September 3, 2010 | | A synthetic form of cocaine has been produced by Mobil Oil. The company, famous for its Mobil 1 line of synthetic oils, announced that this currently legal new drug will be on the market very shortly. It is expected to be made illegal by the DEA shortly after release, but until then, cocaine users will probably flock to the new drug. |
| posted at 9:33 PM on September 2, 2010 | | Scientists have invented a new type of chewing gum that stops crack cravings and helps cure addiction. Word on the street has it that several crack house owners are plotting to destroy the facility where this new gum, "crackoret," is made. |
| posted at 4:43 PM on September 2, 2010 | | The prices of all drugs are skyrocketing. It was just discovered that Opfrey Winfrey was caught at a rave..doing acid, crystalmeth, and ecstasy. She was quoted as saying, "wow, this sh*t is whack!" Opfrey says she feels "in touch with the younger generation." Now parents and their children are doing drugs together. Families are reuniting and parents are spending more quality time with their children. |
| posted at 11:52 AM on September 2, 2010 | | xanax has been split 3:1 |
| posted at 11:45 AM on September 2, 2010 | | Due to problems in the middle east, crystal meth prices seems to be rising in the states. NATO is in talks with top officials to target, and correct, the problem. In the near term, those needing their meth are going to have to pay a little more. |
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