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| the current round will run through may 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks. |
CURRENT NEWS: the time is 5:32 pm
| posted at 11:22 AM on May 9, 2008 | | Hashish is reportedly making a huge comeback with today's drug infested youth. Reports are coming through that with the limited financial funds the average teenager has, they can't afford higher priced street drugs. This is where hashish comes into play. Even though the drug is cheap, it is still a very effective drug, and does the job. Analysts report a massive surge in hashish. |
| posted at 8:42 AM on May 9, 2008 | | The number of diagnoses of Attention Deficit Disorder has increased significantly in the past few months. Doctors around the globe are declaring that more and more people are suffering from the disorder. With the increased number of prescriptions being written for ritalin, expect an increase in stock price. |
| posted at 11:20 PM on May 8, 2008 | | Regional crystalmeth kingpin Austin Albino was tragically killed today in an accident in his Camero while “cooking.” Austin was in a high-speed chase with police while making a new batch of meth when the lab in his back seat exploded. His Camaro lost control veering off an overpass at over 100 mph. Crystalmeth prices are expected to rise dramatically due to a mass shortage in Missouri and the surrounding states. |
| posted at 11:03 PM on May 8, 2008 | | Press Release: A U.S. inter-governmental letter that was not to be exposed to the public was released today. The letter (which was printed on D.E.A. Letterhead) stated that after 2 years of lab and field testing of DX420, it has been concluded that adding DX420 to the U.S. public water supply, improves the growth of marijuana plants. Despite the new findings, the use of DX420 is expected to continue. Expect weed prices to decrease as supply increases. |
| posted at 12:08 PM on May 8, 2008 | | Philosophers in the La Crosse, Wisconsin area recently have endorsed the use of narcotics to obtain mystical experiences. The experiences described in depth by William James many years ago, supposedly increase the overall quality of life. Stimuli of choice to produce such experiences have been determined to be acid and shrooms. The drugs are jumping on the edrugtrader market. |
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