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| the current round will run through july 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks. |
CURRENT NEWS: the time is 9:31 pm
| posted at 4:08 PM on July 2, 2009 | | Philosophers in the La Crosse, Wisconsin area recently have endorsed the use of narcotics to obtain mystical experiences. The experiences described in depth by William James many years ago, supposedly increase the overall quality of life. Stimuli of choice to produce such experiences have been determined to be acid and shrooms. The drugs are jumping on the edrugtrader market. |
| posted at 11:36 AM on July 2, 2009 | | A security breakdown on the trading floor of the edrugtrader exchange, has allowed 8 young males into the roofies
trading pit. The young men drugged all of the traders and are not allowing anyone in or out. With doped up traders, prices are fluctuating out of control! Some traders are buying millions, others selling everything they have... and yet others are urinating on each other in a game they have nicknamed "I PEE ON YOU!". Expect a resolution shortly. |
| posted at 7:24 AM on July 2, 2009 | | NEW PRODUCT! An "Easy-Bake Home Crystalmeth Kit" was just released. Among the new features are three sizes of flasks, handy-wipes for easy clean up, and directions in brail (for those who have already suffered serious injury using their own recipes). Reviews are good so far: "I like the easy clean up, and it doesn't make my liviing room smell like cat piss any more..." says Cletus Barker, longtime "cook". These handy little kits are expected to drive down prices overall, due to the expected surge in production. |
| posted at 1:37 PM on July 1, 2009 | | pcp... can it sustain the huge sales it boasted in the 80s?" Analysts question. The future of the drug remains unknown in a market where kids are moving towards trendy pills branded with their favorite corporations logo. Of the 6 analysts I talked to today, 3 see the drug as a strong buy, and 3 see it as a strong sell... hmmmm. |
| posted at 7:35 AM on July 1, 2009 | | Acid is a drug for all working women! The drug seems to ease problems with knee rash as well as pain from stretching the corners of the mouth. Working women everywhere are buying up the drug in astronomical numbers. One women was quoted, "It's easier blowing....I mean speaking with the boss while hallucinating." Women have spoken. There may not be enough acid out there to satisfy this call! |
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