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| the current round will run through october 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks. |
CURRENT NEWS: the time is 1:11 pm
| posted at 7:50 AM on September 10, 2010 | | Local morphine addict Jennifer Kiesler was arrested last night outside Hammes' bar on taylor avenue. The young lady was with her friends Ann and Stacia, and was expected to be involved in a small prostitution ring. When stopped for comment, Jenn stated "I don't know... I'm a morphine addict...". With all the free publicity, morphine prices are sure to be on the rise. |
| posted at 4:18 AM on September 10, 2010 | | WEED GOOD FOR BALLIN'! In an unprecedented news conference, the Surgeon General approved the use of marijuana as a supplement for sports athletes. "Through the use of medicinal 'weed', we can create a wave of super-athletes to stop the communist dominance in certain sports", the SG stated. This new finding will likely create a new bond between the athletes and pot-heads of the world. It will also end the string of arrests involving athletes. |
| posted at 4:07 AM on September 10, 2010 | | "IT'S GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!" said the well known spokestiger when asked about the "NEW AND IMPROVED" sugar frosted "SpecialK." Schoolkids everywhere will be begging for NEW SpecialK at breakfast, lunch AND dinner. But it's not just for kids...grownups like it too! |
| posted at 1:39 AM on September 10, 2010 | | Teens from Racine drink record amounts of Steel Reserve Malt Liquor and Big Bear forties. Subsequently, Special K and Xanax usage is on the rise as teens go out on all night partying binges. |
| posted at 10:39 PM on September 9, 2010 | | HHA (Hashish Heads Annonymous) have officially disbanded, due to a recent fall out by the founder. "Hashish is the basis of life. I can't believe I ever tried to quit. And worse, I pulled others down with me into a spiral of shame," said Tim Adams, HHA founder. Hashish is expected to rise again, now that Hash-Heads everywhere have been freed! |
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