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| the current round will run through march 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks. |
CURRENT NEWS: the time is 8:27 am
| posted at 8:12 AM on February 6, 2012 | | Phil Fury, Head grounds man at the city's golf course, has "had it up to here" with students foraging on his fairways for shrooms. Golfers have complained of youngsters in inappropriate attire congregating around the 11th hole stuffing mushrooms into their pockets and sometimes their mouths. Security at the 18-hole golf course has been stepped up and any non-members found trespassing will be searched and handed over to the police. The new policy is likely to increase the price of shrooms until a new source can be found. |
| posted at 6:24 AM on February 6, 2012 | | Crack smoke is proven priceless in biogenetic research. The smoke was found to stabalize non-adhearing acidic nitrates in metaphase. This was discovered on accident when researcher Justin Jovle was "taking lunch" as he put it. |
| posted at 2:56 AM on February 6, 2012 | | XANAX! XANAX! XANAX! Ross Perrot's ears started to sag so now he's developing a new form of Xanax. The new form has the ability to make things hang firmer, tighter, and meatier than ever before. Expect elderly women and all men to buy this drug. Prices WILL soar!!!!! |
| posted at 2:24 AM on February 6, 2012 | | With news of a stock split in the near future, and uncertainty about the CEO Michael Fehl, edrugtrader symbol cocaine has been fluctuating much more than usual today. Michael Fehl released a press statement today. He excitedly remarked, "I enjoy big big boobs. They are all I can think about, and it has been hampering my ability as CEO... I think some people are mad at me... damn... I love me some big boobies." |
| posted at 2:03 AM on February 6, 2012 | | City hires 57 new drug cops! Everyone is getting busted... Dealers are trying to get rid of their supply fast before they are caught with any evidence. Prices are falling across the board. It is not a happy day in the hood. |
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