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| the current round will run through march 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks. |
CURRENT NEWS: the time is 1:49 pm
| posted at 11:32 AM on February 6, 2012 | | Local Mushroom distributer Michelle Falleck has shut down her business in favor of a wine tasting tour around europe. During her press conference she stated, "You can only go so far selling shrooms... It is time for me to move on." She has decided to liquidate the assets and shut down 60% of the mushrooms dealing capacity for the area. Until the other dealers catch up, prices will go up on low supply. |
| posted at 10:30 AM on February 6, 2012 | | Chrissy Stelling admits to smoking weed! After this confession, woman from all over agree, "hey, weed is cool! Chrissy is doing it, so it must be cool!". After the news, Mattel is producing a new barbie doll. "Pot Head Barbie" should be on store shelves by christmas. |
| posted at 8:12 AM on February 6, 2012 | | Phil Fury, Head grounds man at the city's golf course, has "had it up to here" with students foraging on his fairways for shrooms. Golfers have complained of youngsters in inappropriate attire congregating around the 11th hole stuffing mushrooms into their pockets and sometimes their mouths. Security at the 18-hole golf course has been stepped up and any non-members found trespassing will be searched and handed over to the police. The new policy is likely to increase the price of shrooms until a new source can be found. |
| posted at 6:24 AM on February 6, 2012 | | Crack smoke is proven priceless in biogenetic research. The smoke was found to stabalize non-adhearing acidic nitrates in metaphase. This was discovered on accident when researcher Justin Jovle was "taking lunch" as he put it. |
| posted at 2:56 AM on February 6, 2012 | | XANAX! XANAX! XANAX! Ross Perrot's ears started to sag so now he's developing a new form of Xanax. The new form has the ability to make things hang firmer, tighter, and meatier than ever before. Expect elderly women and all men to buy this drug. Prices WILL soar!!!!! |
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