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| the current round will run through may 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks. |
CURRENT NEWS: the time is 10:12 am
| posted at 9:07 AM on May 19, 2013 | | roophies has been proven in new scientific studies to cause men who use it to grow very large testicles. Men around the world are buying up all they can, so they too can have big balls. On an up note, no one is using the drug for date rape purposes after the news was released. |
| posted at 1:52 AM on May 19, 2013 | | Hashish is reportedly making a huge comeback with today's drug infested youth. Reports are coming through that with the limited financial funds the average teenager has, they can't afford higher priced street drugs. This is where hashish comes into play. Even though the drug is cheap, it is still a very effective drug, and does the job. Analysts report a massive surge in hashish. |
| posted at 12:13 AM on May 19, 2013 | | Stamp prices are rising! Due to yet another increase in the price of stamps, the acid market will be facing a serious increase in prices as well. In an interview conducted from inside a closet (because the carpet was moving in a funny way) A.Cid a user from way back announced that the increase in stamp prices would surely make the price of acid rise. "What other way do we have to send this stuff? How am I to keep prices down when they keep increasing my production costs?" |
| posted at 8:04 PM on May 18, 2013 | | The new head of the DEA, Victor Mohler, held an emergency meeting today. He told all drug and police agencies that the new war on drugs has begun. All drug dealers will be taken down dead or alive. This will probably have an immediate effect on all drug prices. |
| posted at 12:56 PM on May 18, 2013 | | Fungus lover Michael Fehl has recently discovered a new strand of mushroom growing in his bathroom, behind the toilet. When reached for comment Mr. Fehl stated, "At first I was scared... you know... mushrooms growing on tile and stuff, but then I realized I could probably get high if I ate it, so I did, an oh boy.... man.... damn.... huh?". Visibly still affected by his intoxicating mushroom, Mr. Fehl continued to ramble on about marketing rights with Mushrooms and More (edrugtrader symbol shrooms). Mushrooms and More declined to comment on the situation. |
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