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| the current round will run through may 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks. |
CURRENT NEWS: the time is 1:03 am
| posted at 10:45 PM on May 13, 2008 | | Local kids recently broke into an abandoned house on the corner of 11th and Vine. The youngsters were very surprised when they found 20 pounds of shrooms growing in the bathtub. One of their brothers was an avid dealer and has cornered the market with his cheap product. Analysts stand by their "long term accumulate" rating on the drug. |
| posted at 9:22 PM on May 13, 2008 | | The new head of the DEA, Victor Mohler, held an emergency meeting today. He told all drug and police agencies that the new war on drugs has begun. All drug dealers will be taken down dead or alive. This will probably have an immediate effect on all drug prices. |
| posted at 12:45 PM on May 13, 2008 | | Joe Stauffy was busted today with multiple garbage bags full of ecstasy. Joe was on his way to the oktoberfest grounds to sell the highly potent pills. He had raised $300,000 in venture capital to overtake the ecstasy market in LaCrosse. He was in posession of all the pills in the area, and now after the police took them, supply is extremely low. For now, expect a price trend higher until the next shipment from Miami comes in, and Joes brother begins to sell them. |
| posted at 11:26 AM on May 13, 2008 | | Today the Government burned a stash of confiscated Marijuana, but the federal agents who destroyed the illegal drug forgot to wear gas masks. The agents were exposed to the smoke and fumes and suddenly realized they liked it! Expect weed prices to go up as the Government cracks down harder than ever in an effort to get their hands on some! |
| posted at 10:05 AM on May 13, 2008 | | "People who use cocaine are 89% less likely to suffer from arthritis.", states a multi-national research team today. On the news, the drug is beginning to shoot up. Analysts question the research, many of them pointing out that most cocaine users dont even get old enough to have arthritis! |
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